December 2024
From the Instagram page of Salisbury Plain Hunt Sabs (Moonrakers):
“Royal Artillery Hunt, Boxing Day, Chitterne Village Green.
Sabs positioned themselves 100 yards from the gathering on Chitterne green. No pretence the RAH were donating their collection of cash from the Curious and the Bloodthirsty to Charity on this occasion. These ill-gotten gains would be heading straight into the pockets of the RAH OCG themselves. Huntsman Charles Carter, 10 hound couples and 15 riders were looking worse for wear from quaffing large volumes of red brown liquid we could only assume was alcohol. Retired Major “Disaster” Johnny “Halfwit” Hatherway-White, plastic Stirrup picnic cup fixed firmly in hand piped up with a bigoted speech. Unfortunately, Halfwit had plucked up more liquid courage than was good for him. Losing inhibition and all self respect he proceeded to defame Kier Starmer, John Healy and all Antis for spoiling the RAH pastime of killing foxes and terrifying wildlife on Salisbury Plain. Undeterred by his inebriated state, Johnny Halfwit’s lamentation blamed everyone but the hunt themselves for the MOD suspension of hunting licences. Halfwit neglected to mention that both Carter and kennel man Simon “Shakey” Hands have Criminal Resolution Orders for attacking females and stealing property; nor that not one RAH hunt staff or member fulfil requirements by being serving military. As if the crown hadn’t spotted us already, Johnny Halfwit inflated by his own ego indicated to one of our Sabs and declaring by name proceeded to blame our Sab personally for the hunts bad luck. With Halfwits deluded ranting more tedious by the second, Carter interrupted Halfwit with a toot on his signalling he was off to block the public highway. The pathetically small field trailed behind hounds onto the B390 then rode onto a public footpath and used it to access the Codford Down. Heavily impeded and unable to follow on this occasion We cannot say if any foxes were killed today.”
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Animal rescue service.
Salisbury Plain Hunt Sabs are a group of sabs local to Wiltshire who take action against the illegal blood sport of hunting with hounds.